Hackers? In My Minecraft? It's more likely than you think.

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    Best creepypasta ever.

    ALSO, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE CAPITALS TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION!
    YOUR SERVER'S ANUS WILL BE SODOMIZED!

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    <Dony81> People of the server may I have your attention?
    <Refalm> EVERYONE LISTEN TO DONY81, HE'S ABOUT TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!
    <Dony81> Have you ever heard of server critics?
    <Dony81> BTW I'M A CHICK
    <Dony81> anyways
    <Dony81> Server critics are people that pay lots of money for hacks
    <Dony81> and they take servers DOWN
    <J0ttem> wtf gebeurt hier allemaal
    <Dony81> And they just love little servers like these
    <Refalm> ik heb geen idee, een of andere kuthoer
    <Dony81> Is there any staff on?
    <Dony81> GUYS
    <Dony81> THIS IS IMPORTANT
    <Dony81> THESE PEOPLE WILL TAKE THIS PLACE
    <Refalm> what the hell are you even talking about?
    <Dony81> IT'S NOT A BIG SERVER AND IT WILL GO DOWN
    <Refalm> why?
    <Dony81> I'm part of a group that warns people about this
    <Refalm> so how much money do I have to throw in a volcano to feel save again?
    <Dony81> They take servers down for fun
    <Dony81> I was playing on a server and some guy was saying all this stuff in code and it went down for good
    <SamanthaXXX> wow
    <Dony81> Yep
    <Refalm> what code? Lua, Java, Perl, COBOL?
    <Refalm> you're not making any sense
    <Dony81> no just random numbers
    <Dony81> I know I'm not
    <Refalm> you mean, all of the prime numbers?
    <Dony81> It was a bigger server
    <Dony81> a popular one
    <Dony81> And there is a NEW group of these hackers
    <Dony81> they are called 22770
    <SamanthaXXX> u can ban those people cant u?
    <Dony81> nope
    <Refalm> so what you're saying is, I can crash any server by posting the fibonacci row?
    <Dony81> they spend hundreds of dollars on HACKS
    <Refalm> Hackers, in my Minecraft?
    <Dony81> 22770 is trying to take down 22770 servers
    <Refalm> It's more likely than you think
    <Dony81> that's why their name is that number
    <J0ttem> you wouldn't hack a car
    <Dony81> people call 22770 the kings
    <SamanthaXXX> i can't lose this server
    <Dony81> i know guys
    <Refalm> they also have over 9000 Doritos?
    <Dony81> No
    <J0ttem> I'm guessing this is the daily drama hour
    <AidanC2003> yeah is it J0ttem
    <Dony81> Do you have special ranks here?
    <Refalm> nope, ranks suck
    <Dony81> good because you lose all
    <Refalm> you're not making any sense, I'm feeling more stupid by the second
    <Dony81> ONE group of hackers took down one of the biggest Minecraft servers at its time
    <Refalm> so when is the McAfee Minecraft version coming out you're trying to sell me?
    <Dony81> Oh and by the way tpa to me or go to spawn for free stuff I'm not playing just warning you guys
    <Refalm> nice sailor moon outfit? sexy
    <Dony81> um just a school girl outfit
    <Dony81> but thanks
    <SamanthaXXX> I'm scared, i don't wanna lose this server, all my friends are on here
    <Dony81> I know
    <Refalm> no problem, could you e-mail me all the information or something?
    <Dony81> But this server
    <Dony81> one of the BIGGEST ONES
    <Dony81> It was destroyed
    <SamanthaXXX> Dony81
    <Dony81> This group was called Bees
    <Dony81> Yes SamanthaXXX?
    <Refalm> oh no, Doctor Connor's class
    <SamanthaXXX> they're going for big servers first
    <Dony81> They already took them
    <SamanthaXXX> not all of them
    <Dony81> plus that was long ago
    <AidanC2003> yeah I know
    <Refalm> Dony81, you haven't told me anything about what to actually do to prevent being hacked?
    <Dony81> Refalm go ahead
    <Refalm> go ahead?
    <Dony81> Tell the server
    <Refalm> tell them what?
    <Dony81> Ugh
    <Dony81> THE SERVER HACKERS
    <Dony81> MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN?
    <Dony81> Guys I have to go OK?
    <AidanC2003> bye
    <Dony81> IF ANYONE SPEAKS RANDOM NUMBERS BAN THEM
    <AidanC2003> 4842929382478478438743
    <Dony81> THEY ARE PUTTING A VIRUS IN YOUR SERVER
    <AidanC2003> OMG REFALM BAN THEM LOL
    <Dony81> GUYS I'M SRS
    <Dony81> IF ANYONE NEW JOINS BAN THEM GOT IT
    <Dony81> They must speak patterns
    <Dony81> these hackers
    <Dony81> I know
    <Dony81> You're not supposed to
    <Dony81> I know them because of a website I'm not supposed to give out
    <Dony81> ban them
    <Dony81> bye love you
     

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