You were wrong about an English sentence, which isn't your first language to begin with. I've seen people on the interwebs trying grammar hate on words like "haven" to "heaven, and "inane" to "insane" for example, because they don't have a rich vocabulary. If Alsnana added "in", as in "Hope we in see you less than a month, or even 5 days.", it would be acceptable in Louisianan dialect, where they use sentences like "we be going to the mall". In conclusion: Alsnana should hunt alligators in the New Orleans swamps.
Again, nope. But I don't care to explain why I'm right, as long as I know I'm right, don't need to convince other lost souls. 8)