New year's resolutions are bullshit. If you had actually kept to your resolutions, you wouldn't be yapping about new year's resolutions every fucking year.
New year's resolutions don't work. The best way to stop doing something, is to not do it anymore. Like for instance, if you're really fat, stop going to McDonald's. Not at new year's, not on your dog's birthday, not at CAPS LOCK DAY, but right fucking now!
I punch someone in the face when they say "I will stop smoking next year". Either stop now or keep smoking, you piece of shit.
In contrary to cigarette smokers who hate themselves, I am perfectly fine with the fact that I smoke good quality cigars.
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