Best creepypasta ever. ALSO, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE CAPITALS TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION! YOUR SERVER'S ANUS WILL BE SODOMIZED! Code: <Dony81> People of the server may I have your attention? <Refalm> EVERYONE LISTEN TO DONY81, HE'S ABOUT TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! <Dony81> Have you ever heard of server critics? <Dony81> BTW I'M A CHICK <Dony81> anyways <Dony81> Server critics are people that pay lots of money for hacks <Dony81> and they take servers DOWN <J0ttem> wtf gebeurt hier allemaal <Dony81> And they just love little servers like these <Refalm> ik heb geen idee, een of andere kuthoer <Dony81> Is there any staff on? <Dony81> GUYS <Dony81> THIS IS IMPORTANT <Dony81> THESE PEOPLE WILL TAKE THIS PLACE <Refalm> what the hell are you even talking about? <Dony81> IT'S NOT A BIG SERVER AND IT WILL GO DOWN <Refalm> why? <Dony81> I'm part of a group that warns people about this <Refalm> so how much money do I have to throw in a volcano to feel save again? <Dony81> They take servers down for fun <Dony81> I was playing on a server and some guy was saying all this stuff in code and it went down for good <SamanthaXXX> wow <Dony81> Yep <Refalm> what code? Lua, Java, Perl, COBOL? <Refalm> you're not making any sense <Dony81> no just random numbers <Dony81> I know I'm not <Refalm> you mean, all of the prime numbers? <Dony81> It was a bigger server <Dony81> a popular one <Dony81> And there is a NEW group of these hackers <Dony81> they are called 22770 <SamanthaXXX> u can ban those people cant u? <Dony81> nope <Refalm> so what you're saying is, I can crash any server by posting the fibonacci row? <Dony81> they spend hundreds of dollars on HACKS <Refalm> Hackers, in my Minecraft? <Dony81> 22770 is trying to take down 22770 servers <Refalm> It's more likely than you think <Dony81> that's why their name is that number <J0ttem> you wouldn't hack a car <Dony81> people call 22770 the kings <SamanthaXXX> i can't lose this server <Dony81> i know guys <Refalm> they also have over 9000 Doritos? <Dony81> No <J0ttem> I'm guessing this is the daily drama hour <AidanC2003> yeah is it J0ttem <Dony81> Do you have special ranks here? <Refalm> nope, ranks suck <Dony81> good because you lose all <Refalm> you're not making any sense, I'm feeling more stupid by the second <Dony81> ONE group of hackers took down one of the biggest Minecraft servers at its time <Refalm> so when is the McAfee Minecraft version coming out you're trying to sell me? <Dony81> Oh and by the way tpa to me or go to spawn for free stuff I'm not playing just warning you guys <Refalm> nice sailor moon outfit? sexy <Dony81> um just a school girl outfit <Dony81> but thanks <SamanthaXXX> I'm scared, i don't wanna lose this server, all my friends are on here <Dony81> I know <Refalm> no problem, could you e-mail me all the information or something? <Dony81> But this server <Dony81> one of the BIGGEST ONES <Dony81> It was destroyed <SamanthaXXX> Dony81 <Dony81> This group was called Bees <Dony81> Yes SamanthaXXX? <Refalm> oh no, Doctor Connor's class <SamanthaXXX> they're going for big servers first <Dony81> They already took them <SamanthaXXX> not all of them <Dony81> plus that was long ago <AidanC2003> yeah I know <Refalm> Dony81, you haven't told me anything about what to actually do to prevent being hacked? <Dony81> Refalm go ahead <Refalm> go ahead? <Dony81> Tell the server <Refalm> tell them what? <Dony81> Ugh <Dony81> THE SERVER HACKERS <Dony81> MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION AGAIN? <Dony81> Guys I have to go OK? <AidanC2003> bye <Dony81> IF ANYONE SPEAKS RANDOM NUMBERS BAN THEM <AidanC2003> 4842929382478478438743 <Dony81> THEY ARE PUTTING A VIRUS IN YOUR SERVER <AidanC2003> OMG REFALM BAN THEM LOL <Dony81> GUYS I'M SRS <Dony81> IF ANYONE NEW JOINS BAN THEM GOT IT <Dony81> They must speak patterns <Dony81> these hackers <Dony81> I know <Dony81> You're not supposed to <Dony81> I know them because of a website I'm not supposed to give out <Dony81> ban them <Dony81> bye love you