Cuz it's a game where secretly homosexual male characters with super Saiyan hair carry swords that are bigger than themselves.
Well, sir mean pants. Your just jealous that a man can carry more than you. And your jealous of their cool-ass hair AND.. they can get hot GF's aka Tifa.
I don't mind using slang like "gf", but grammar mistakes with your and you're is not internet slang, it's stupid. Your native tongue is English, so you could at least use proper grammar. You don't hear me saying "ik ben beter als jouw" (correct: ik ben beter dan jij) in Dutch, because that's just fucking retarded. If you can't use proper grammar in forum posts, you haven't paid attention in school.
The "aka" and "AND.." bits were actually kind of acceptable. An internet forum isn't a resumé. The English written language is outdated anyway. No one speaks it the way they did in 800, where it was basically similar to Tweants and Frisian. Also, school is for fools.
