Weather

The most retarded thing happened. All the towns surrounding mine had snow and we had none WTF!

 

I actually liked Beerenburg better before mixing it up.

 

From weather to alcohol... lol

 

If it's warm, you can drink beer to cool.
If it's cold, you can use Beerenburg to warm.

So very related indeed.

 

true

 

Actually, I drink beer every season, I just make sure I wear warm clothes: It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

 

Does it snow often where you live?

 

Nope.

 

It snowed a shit ton last year, but for some reason we only had 2 mild snowfall's

 

Gravity you will kill yourself if you keep drinking frequently you need to try more drinks instead of alcohol

 

I'm gonna drink some CoolBest. It's nice, and it has a stereotypical Australian in the commercial.

 

I feel horrible. My throat is sore, it's cold outside and I have no pullover.

 

We went to the Lidl without a coat a few days ago, what did you expect?

 

Ive been skating around in the cold, it sucks...

 

I must ask one thing. How did a post about weather have so many views and responses.

 

I hate talking about the weather. So everytime someone brings the weather up, I try steering the conversation to something else.

 

A few nights ago I was travelling with a beautiful companion of mine through the Shibuya district of Tokyo. We got caught in a rain storm, and so sought shelter under a nearby bridge. Some of the native city dwellers also caught in the downpour began to hurry towards us, looking to seek refuge too. As they came closer there was a huge clap of thunder and the brightest flash of lightning I had ever seen. When the spots before my eyes had faded I was greeted by a scene of carnage; men women, children were strewn everywhere. My friend and I rushed to help where we could, administering CPR, sheltering the bodies from the torrential rain, and consoling greiving family members.

For our efforts the Mayor of Tokyo thanked us by inviting us to one of the most prominent restaurants in Japan's capital, and serving us whatever we wanted. We feasted all night on exotic delights, sweet meats and the richest wines. At the end of the evening the Mayor gave a speech, and invited my friend and I to stand up and say a few words. I stood up and spoke of my gratitude for their hospitality, about how I did what I did because anyone else would have done the same, and of how wonderful I felt their city was. Unfortunately it all came out in Cantonese, which the Mayor and his consort found extremely offensive. They smashed the biscuit crust on my dessert dish, and threw us out of the resaurant, back into the stinging rain pouring down over Tokyo city.

At least that's what I think he said. I don't speak Japanese.

 

*confused*

 

@Pingwing: A story.